DANNY66 11:25 Mon Jan 5
The Undateables Channel 4
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A qualified lifeguard to a depth of 1.5 metres
Absolute genius!!!
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MrCrowmanSir
11:30 Mon Jan 5
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No-one will ever beat the poet.
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Eerie Descent
11:33 Mon Jan 5
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MrCrowmanSir 11:30 Mon Jan 5
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Mr Polite
11:39 Mon Jan 5
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Brilliant TV
Great mix of funny and heart warming.... Even a git like me cheers them on.
Have you got any lifeguard qualifications?
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Mr. Burns
11:40 Mon Jan 5
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Shane the poet was superb.
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Hugh Jargon
11:40 Mon Jan 5
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Christ that was a mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmasive COCK.
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paolo
11:40 Mon Jan 5
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Half of you mongs could be on this!
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Mr Polite
11:42 Mon Jan 5
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Don't understand why he took a measuring tape to see if she was 16" across the shoulders - he could have just whipped his wang out
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Gavros
11:42 Mon Jan 5
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Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nine inches
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Honest Hammer
11:43 Mon Jan 5
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"take a seat" like an interview.
Fucking love it.
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bruuuno
11:44 Mon Jan 5
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paolo 11:40 Mon Jan 5
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Gavros
11:55 Mon Jan 5
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That lad is the dead spit of Caleb Followhill when the Kings of Leon brought their debut album out.
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Mr Polite
12:08 Tue Jan 6
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He actually reminded me a bit of Busheyhammer
And I don't mean that horribly*
*to either of them
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onlyoneclydebest
12:10 Tue Jan 6
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I'm expecting to see Nurse and GPH on here soon
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Gavros
12:11 Tue Jan 6
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That blokes face lighted up like a floodlight when she made the 16" shoulder grade.
Hes clearly got more than a stutter problem.
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Mr Polite
12:13 Tue Jan 6
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He fucked her on the second date so he must have something going for him... Oh hang on, we saw exactly what he has going for him
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Mr. Burns
12:25 Tue Jan 6
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What an absolute slag and what the fuck is he wearing?
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Gavros
12:45 Tue Jan 6
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I don't blame her. Successful woman, obviously likes the sound of her own voice and wants something to fuck who's meek and fit. Put the shoe on the other foot and you'll see that sort of relationship all over the place. Especially the ex pats.
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gregan
1:31 Tue Jan 6
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That Alex is a dude!
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Spandex Sidney
1:44 Tue Jan 6
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I bet she wasn't bothered about his stutter when he whipped out his monster python on the second date.
The reason he couldn't use his love truncheon to measure her 16'' shoulder width is that he doesn't know how much of his cock is just 16 inches. He can be sure about the first 12 but anything beyond that is anybodies guess
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